Random Quote
This entry is a random quote that I feel like putting on my website!!!! It stays on here until I change it, but I will try to change it every week or so, at least.

The current quote is:

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

-Mark Twain


If you have a quote you want on here, email it to me at "ideasofarchimedes@gmail.com"

Things to do While Waiting in Line for a Portipotty
Mood:  mischievious
If you are bored, and standing in a long line for a portipotty, here are several things to do:

1) Stand in line, singing "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go...etc"

2) If someone is taking a while, proclaim "I think somebody died in ours."

3) Engage members in line in a rock paper scissors match.

4) When it is your turn, knock on the door, then cautiously peek in, as if you expect someone to be in there.

5) When exiting, try to open the door with brute force without unlocking it. After a few bangs, unlock it, and come out smiling.

I know this list is short- I apologize- my mind has gone blank. I will be adding to this list. If you have any ideas, email me at "ideasofarchimedes@gmail.com" I will add them on.